Lesson No. 1
A man goes under the shower immediately after his wife and at the same time the doorbell ring.
She wraps a towel around his body, running down the stairs and goes to open the door is John, the neighbor.
Before she can say anything he says: "I give you 800 Euros in cash immediately if you drop the towel!"
And reflects a moment in the towel falls to the ground ... He looks at the bottom and from the agreed sum. She, a little 'shocked, but happy for the small fortune earned in an instant was in the bathroom. The husband, still in the shower asks her who she was at the door. She says, "was John." The husband: "Perfect, I returned the 800 euros that I paid?"
Moral # 1:
If you work in teams, share more information!
Lesson n ° 2
At the wheel of his car, an elderly priest is riaccompagnando a young nun at the convent.
The priest can not remove his eyes from her legs crossed.
Suddenly, his hand resting on the left thigh of a nun. She looks at him and
says: "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest immediately withdrew his hand and lost in
thousand excuses. Shortly after, taking advantage of a shift, let his hand touches the thigh of religion which unabashedly repeats: "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Mortified, withdraws his hand, mumbled an apology. Arriving at the convent, the nun goes without saying a word. The priest, made a gesture of remorse dell'insano rushes on the Bible in search of Psalm 129.
"Psalm 129: Go ahead, higher and higher, you will find the glory ..."
Moral # 2:
At work, always be well informed!
Lesson n ° 3
A representative, an employee and a director of personnel leaving the office at noon and go to a restaurant when on a bench found an old oil lamp. The rub and the genie appears.
"Generally esaudisco three wishes, but since you're three, we have one each." The clerk pushes the other and shouts: "it's up to me, to me .... I want to be on a pristine beach in the Bahamas, on holiday, without any thought that might disturb my peace." That said vanishes. The representative cries: "me, me, touch me!! I want to savor a cocktail on a beach in Tahiti with the woman of my dreams! "And vanishes. It's up to you, says the genie, looking at the personnel officer.
"I want those two after lunch back to work!"
Moral # 3:
Always let the boss speak first!
Lesson No. 4
In class the teacher turns to John and asks him: 'There are five birds sitting on a branch. If you shoot a bird, how many are left? '
John replies: "No, because with the sound of the shot will fly all away."
The teacher: "Well, the answer was four, but I like the reasons."
Then John says, "I ask you a question now?"
The teacher: OK.
"There are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream. A lick gently at the sides, the second he swallows it all up to the cone, while the third gives small bites on top of ice cream. Which of the three is married? "The teacher blushed and replied:" I suppose ... the second one that swallows up the ice cream cone. "
Jim: "Well the correct answer was the one that takes faith, but ... I like reasons"!
Moral # 4: Let the reason will always prevail.
Lesson No. 5
One day, a blind man was sitting on the steps of a sidewalk with a hat at his feet and a piece of cardboard that read: "I am blind, please help me." An advertiser who was passing by stopped and noticed that there were only a few cents into the hat. He leaned over and poured the money, then, without asking the permission of the blind, took the box, turned it over and wrote another sentence.
In the afternoon, the advertiser repassed by the blind and noticed that his hat was full of coins and banknotes.
The blind man recognized his step, and asked if it was he who had written on his piece of cardboard and above what you had written down.
The ad said: "Nothing that is not true, I just rewrote your sentence in another way."
He smiled and walked away.
The blind person never knew that his piece of cardboard on it read:
"Today is Spring and I can not see it."
Moral # 5: Change your strategy when things do not go very well and then you'll see that it will get better.
If one day you will be warned that your work was not done professionally, respond to Noah's Ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic by professionals ....
To discover the value of a year, ask for a student who has flunked the final exam.
To discover the value of one month, ask a mother who gave birth to a baby too early.
To discover the value of one week, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To discover the value of one hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to see.
To discover the value of one minute, ask someone who has missed the train, bus or plane.
To discover the value of a second, ask someone who has survived an accident.
To discover the value of one millisecond, ask an Olympic athlete who won the silver medal.
Time waits for no one. Collect any time you have left, because it has a great value.
Share it with someone special, and will become even more important.
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